Raw 340:
Triple H came out to the ring with random jazz music playing.
Stephanie had a bachelorette party, and only 5 people were there, 2 of which were Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah.
Mae Young did a crotch chop which was a great as it sounds.
Rikishi is now doing his dancing gimmick.
A stripper showed up at the party and Mae Young "took him to bed"
The wedding is announced as happening tonight.
Val Venis fought Kurt Angle in a good match. You know, Val Venis was a pretty good wrestler.
It helps that Kurt Angle is already one of the best wrestlers on the show.
The APA is always better with backstage brawls instead of in the ring. No idea why.
The wedding begins, Test is in a tuxedo and he is sweating a comical amount.
Triple H shows the famous video where he drugged Stephanie and married her. Since shes passed out Triple H Weekend-At-Bernies her and says "I do" for her.
Heenan was talking about Meng and said that he trains by "fighting from tree to tree."
That horrible tournament is finally over, and Benoit is the #1 contender.
Nitro:
Nitro has hit a new low.
I counted and there was 71 separate segments on this show.
Russo is now officially an on camera character.
Brian Knobs had his mullet shaved.
Dean Malenko hates America now.
The Nitro Girls had the worst food fight I've ever seen.
There might have been a lot of stuff on this show, but all of it confuse me so to not confuse you I wont mention it.
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