Retro Raw & Nitro 11/30

Raw 340:
Triple H came out to the ring with random jazz music playing.
Stephanie had a bachelorette party, and only 5 people were there, 2 of which were Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah.
Mae Young did a crotch chop which was a great as it sounds.
Rikishi is now doing his dancing gimmick.
A stripper showed up at the party and Mae Young "took him to bed"
The wedding is announced as happening tonight.
Val Venis fought Kurt Angle in a good match. You know, Val Venis was a pretty good wrestler.
It helps that Kurt Angle is already one of the best wrestlers on the show.
The APA is always better with backstage brawls instead of in the ring. No idea why.
The wedding begins, Test is in a tuxedo and he is sweating a comical amount.
Triple H shows the famous video where he drugged Stephanie and married her. Since shes passed out Triple H Weekend-At-Bernies her and says "I do" for her.
Heenan was talking about Meng and said that he trains by "fighting from tree to tree."
That horrible tournament is finally over, and Benoit is the #1 contender.

Nitro:
Nitro has hit a new low. 
I counted and there was 71 separate segments on this show.
Russo is now officially an on camera character.
Brian Knobs had his mullet shaved.
Dean Malenko hates America now.
The Nitro Girls had the worst food fight I've ever seen.
There might have been a lot of stuff on this show, but all of it confuse me so to not confuse you I wont mention it.

Retro Raw & Nitro 11/8

Raw #337
Unbelievably boring show.
Kurt Angle is wrestling on Sunday!
The Tag titles have changed hands 10 times in 4 months. I don't care who is champion at this point.
Big Boss Man cut a promo about Big Shows dead father.

Nitro #226
The worst show I've ever seen.
Goldberg called for an I Quit match against Sid.
Norman Smiley came out and did the Big Wiggle on the Nasty Boys.
Sting came out and molested Miss Elizabeth.
David Flair snuck into Kimberly's hotel room and proceeded to rape her.
Chris Beniot fought Medusa in a tough match to watch in hindsight.
Jim Duggan cut a promo on a toilet.
Kevin Nash came out and did the Carnac bit from Johnny Carson,  who had been off the air for over 5 years at this point. 
They did a Falls Count Anywhere match where the finish was a count out.